The Devastating Effects Of Popcorn

One of the biggest threats to freedom in our world today is the ever-looming possibility that someone will realize the true power of popcorn and bring world leaders to their knees. Popcorn holds a power that to this point has remained untapped. However, if placed in the hands of a terrorist organization, the true power of popcorn could be unleashed to wreak havoc on innocent men, women and children.

Millions of people each year have the luxury of eating popcorn freely. Each night in this country alone, thousands of people flock to movie theaters to enjoy a large tub of popcorn while watching a new movie. Month after month the movies on the screen continue to change, following and sometimes affecting world trends, beliefs and styles. Through it all, the popcorn remains the same. It continues to draw the movie patrons back to the theater with the bitter taste of salt mixed with a golden layer of liquid butter. Already, many around the globe have been blindly enslaved to the irresistible experience of leisurely consuming a tub of popcorn while tucked within the dark confines of a crowded picture show.

Large snack corporations have manufactured their own plans to cash in on the subconscious popcorn craze that is sweeping the globe. They perpetuate the popcorn security risk by delivering taste variations. With a light dusting of cheddar cheese or a quick dip into a caramel pool the popcorn is transformed, bringing new tastes to life that now fill the isles at every grocery store. In doing so, a whole new generation of popcorn lovers are captured who couldn't possibly know the grave position they are placing themselves in.

And proving that every movement has a following determined to do things their own way, some have taken to popping their own popcorn in the comfort of their homes. These renegades have tried to free themselves from a herd mentality by refusing to follow the crowd to a central location to partake in their favorite snack.

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