Friends

FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your

drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.

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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell

them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and

hope that no one is late for the ride home.

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set

up rally points.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did

was wrong.

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,

Damn...that shit was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it

back.

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody

remembers who bought the shit in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night

stand and leave them alone.

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a

camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from

you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd

is doing.

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left

you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get

tossed out of the bar.

CAJLIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for

touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that

night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,

drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

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FRIENDS:

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