Corruption in Modern World Vs Brave New World

 (everyone walks into the room)

S: Everyone put your belongings on the side table over here, you won’t be needing those where you’re going. Once you’re done line up against the back wall.

N: Here are new identity badges; you will not need your old identities in this new world. They also contain your schedule for today.

(Tina and Van Minh hand out badges)

S: Now everyone take a seat and pay attention.

N: Now, don’t be alarmed. I probably should’ve said that earlier, but you have no reason to worry. We’ve brought you here to assist us with our mission. We are the Corruption Obstruction Division. We are an anti-brave new world group who are here to stop corruption.

T: I am John the Savage, this is Bernard and Helmholtz, we were once residents of the Brave New World. As you once were, but now you’re not.

N: I am Futurina Timey. I have come from the year 2017 to recruit a team of people to help stop corruption. You guys might not notice, but the world is terrible place full of corrupt people and rules. Your world and mine. So I decided that I must stop it.

V: We have prepared workshops to educate you on corruption, so that you are to come to the year 2017 and stop it. You have your schedule of which order of workshops you will be going to.

(put up board with mission statement)

S:  Now you will learn our mission statement. Please read the board and say it with us..  People that hold great power in society, especially ones that are involved in the government, often control society through unethical means in order to benefit themselves.

N: Now put your hand on top of your heart and take this pledge with me.

We pledge to go the future and stop any means of corruption in order to save the integrity and quality of life of all human beings.

L: But what is corruption?

T: Corruption is a form of dishonest or unethical conduct by a person entrusted with a position of authority, often to acquire personal benefit.

V: We will play this film to help you better understand what corruption is.

S: *on the phone* Yes, yes those are the dimensions for my solid gold toilet and don’t forget the heated seat. I like my buns toasty.

V: Jee! How are you going to pay for that??

S: Oh...just charge it to the President’s Office!

V: Uh...can you do that? I guess we could call it a “living expense”... (writes in the book of money stuff)

S: Now onto a bigger issue, how will I defeat my opponent in the next election? She’s more qualified and liked than me…. Ah, I got it! I’ll just give Putin a call for some of that hacking software used to break into her computer, that still uses Windows 2000, and reveal some classified info if you know what I mean (smiles evilly)

V: And...we could ask the National Security Agency for a favour and access the private online communications of her supporters and make sure that they’ll change their vote..hahaa..

S: Lets face it Van, people like you and I, we’re waaay to big to fail!

V: You can say that again Mr. Trump

S: Please, just call me Trumplestiltskin.

(Niveda and Tina eventually break into the oval office and confront Sajeev and Van Minh)

N: Stop! In the name of justice!

S: Why, who the bloody hellbiscuits are you?

T: We’re the Caring Corruption Cancellers and we’ve been watching you………

V: Yeahh, thats kinda creepy… just a bit….

N: We mean that we’ve been watching your actions, all the wrong things that this government has done!

S: (offended) Why, from my personal perspective, this country's done a heck of alot better since I stepped foot into the oval office, and it will continue to do better when that same foot boots you out of this same office. Now scoot!

T: No no no. We will not scoot until you realize what you’ve done! My daughter will be visiting any minute after finishing her animal kinesiology degree: a.k.a her bachelors in poultry science. Your government is funding these universities with worthless degrees and wasting all this money!

V: Hey hey hey now…. no need to worry about all that now all right? When Van is around there is plenty of money to go around. We’ll just print off more money no worries!

S: Yeah, and I’ll have you know I got my 9th university certification in finance. See now there is a reason they call me Trumplestiltskin…. Its because I turn rags into riches…. I turn orders into gold… like my new toilet seat!

N: How did you end up as president again?? Didn't you learn economics? The more money you ask the federal reserve to make, the less the dollar is worth. Don’t even get me started on the U.S. military, it’s a disaster. There are not proper records of their transactions, so where is all that money going?? They’re investing money into wars and further corrupting those countries. This money could be put into more important things!

S: You mean like putting more subliminal messages in our media to brainwash our citizens !!

N: NO! Such as helping people suffering from poverty!

S: All right, you caught me! But you can’t stop me, I hold all the power in our society! Mwahahahaha.

N: THE END

S: Now we’re going to put you through some stations to learn about the ways you have already been corrupted, corrupted people and what you’re going to change in the future.

N: If you are alpha you are going to station #1, and betas to station #2.

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