Comedy
Essay by 24 • April 3, 2011 • 2,955 Words (12 Pages) • 984 Views
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20
feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth,
but with no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went
below another 20 feet, and the guy joined him a few
minutes later. The diver went below 25 feet, and
minutes later, the same guy joined him.This confused
the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard set,
and wrote, "How the heck are you able to stay under
this deep without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the
diver had written,
and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
THE END!!!!
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NEXT
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly
gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new
restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name
of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that is
red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes," the man said. He turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose,
what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
THE END
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NEXT
Man : How old is your father ?
> Boy : As old as me
> Man : How can that be ?
> Boy : He became a father only when I was born
THE END
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NEXT
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did u copy his?
> Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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NEXT
> Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
>
> Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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> Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
> Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
> this
> case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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> Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to
her."
>
> Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.
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> Teacher: "Spell 'WATER',"
> Girl : "HIJKLMNO."
> Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'WATER',"
> Girl : "Yes, it does it's all the letters from 'H to O'."
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> "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters
who
> will be coming to school."
> "That's nice of her to take such an interest. What did she say when u
> told her u are the only child?"
> "She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
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> Teacher: "Where were u born?"
> Student: "Singapore, Sir."
> Teacher: "Which part?"
> Student: "All of me, Sir."
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> Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
> Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
> Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
> Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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> A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
> 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
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