Tourette

Tourette Skit

Ali: Confused teen

Danial: Knowledgeable teen

Sathiv: Tourette guy

*At a raptors basketball game we see people playing*

*Ali walks in and sits down and eats some popcorn*

Sathiv: GEORGE BUSH SNIFFS CRACK.

*Ali looks confused*

Danial: Its ok he has tourettes.

Ali: What the hell is that?

Sathiv: STUPID FAT GUY *looks around and lowers his head*

Danial: Yeah....stupid fat guy can't shoot the ball right.

*look back at Ali*

Danial: Yeah, he's my friend; he never gets outta the house, so I gotta help him get back with society?

Ali: Well, tell him to shut up, he's too loud, why the hell does he keep screaming so much?

Danial: Like I said he has tourettes, it's an inherited neurological disorder that typically appears at childhood.

Ali: Ok there genius, don't get all scientific on me.

Danial: Well, I know so much because a lot of people ask me about him.

Ali: Everyone's staring at us....can't you like....get it treated or something?

Danial: It can't be treated, there is no cure, but he does go to a psychologist who helps him, and I can give him several drugs that can affect the chemistry of the brain. But it has a lot of side affects and could harm his brain and he could do crazy things.

*Sathiv get up and start screaming at the crowd randomly and say random things*

Ali: A little too late for that.

*Danial gets up and helps Sathiv sit down*

Danial: Yeah yeah, sure Sathiv.

Ali: Why is he always twitching?

Danial: Oh those are tics; those are the main features of tourette syndrome. He keeps repeating movements and saying weird stuff which are called tics.

Ali: Wait, why the hell is he like this? Did he get hit by a car or something?

*Sathiv get up and walk around*

Danial: No, I actually don't know, but people say its abnormalities in the brain.

Ali: Yeah must feel like crap to be seen with him.

*Sathiv comes and starts sniffing and touching my shoulder*

Ali: Yo why you touching me, back off *get up and moves away*

Danial:

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