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I even had my friends in Nigeria contact you about several exciting financial opportunities. Did you send him the money? Did you even reply? No, you didn't. What kind of a Sir or Madam are you anyway? Certainly not one who will save his exiled majesty the Prince.

When I was a child I dreamed of becoming a surgeon. While the other children were busy playing house and monopoly, I was dissecting pig feti and memorizing the bones of the foot. Then one day at Oxford I put down my scalpel; I had found my true calling. At first it started with SexyBabe4U000001. Then SexyBabe4U000002. The rest, as they say, is history. Now look where I am. Several years later: SexyBabe4U746210. My mom thinks I still teach preschool.

Maybe I did it for the glory. Or the attention. When I was seven, both my grandparents died in a tragic chat room

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