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M A N I A C H I G H ' S N O N O N S E N S E

Q U I C K S T E P G U I D E T O L A Y I N G A C H I C K ! !

V.20000429

This document from: http://www.pickupguide.com

Here it is virgins and newbies, the guide you won't find any where else! Maniac High’s one

page crib notes on how to catch, seduce and lay a chick for the guy that doesn’t know

how!

NOTICE; THIS STUFF WORKS! YOU ABSOLVE ME OF RESPONSIBILITY FOR

WHAT MAY HAPPEN IF YOU FOLLOW THIS. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! IT IS

EXPERIMENTAL! USE AT YOUR OWN RISK ONLY!

Note, this is a *very* condensed summary. Although this will get you started, there is far

far more to learn besides what's in this file to be successful ... To learn more

details, look at Maniac's website (http://www.pickupguide.com), its free, or read USENET

alt.seduction.fast to get really good at this shit..

So, with no further ado, here is what you gotta do to lay a chick, in a bunch of clear

easy

steps!

First, the summary: Basically, the steps are:

-Do the pickup

-Get her alone

-Get her feeling secure

-Get her laughing

-Get her imagination going and horny

-Pour on the kino (physical contact)

-Kiss and then fuck her

So here we go, the step by step guide!

A)The pickup, First meeting the chick and making an impression

-Speak with good tonality, clearly, and deeply whenever you talk to a woman.

-Make good eye contact.

-Get Eye contact, maybe a smile then approach her, slowly, and compliment her

(if she’s not so pretty, and if she is DO NOT compliment her on her

appearance) / introduce yourself.

-[Another way that works, if you are with a wingman (a guy friend also with

you), is to talk about the chick (fuck, that skirt is short), a bit loudly,

to your wingman, but so the chick can hear. She will then look at you, and

then continue as if you just introduced yourself.

-Talk a little more (do you live near here/work near here..blah blah). Use

some humor and jokes...you want to get her smiling / laughing or anything

else after this step wont work (VERY IMPORTANT!)

-Ask her for going to coffee right there, to continue talking.

-If she's busy, get her phone number (if she asks for yours instead, insist

or tell her to forget it (joke that you never give your number to a girl,

because "you wont call..will you, you will just show it to all your friends,

giggle and then throw it away...won't you ;-)".. at this point she should

give you hers (or at least trade). If not, forget it, as she will not call

you anyways, so just leave.

-If you give her yours, then you've supplicated to her, you've let her take

control. (women dont like guys they can control..its boring, and its not

fun/exciting for them, even if they dont admit it openly).

B)

-You meet her someplace (near your house so you can get her over later

that night) later when she is not with her friends, either right away,

or you called her and invited her "to coffee (or a drink) around 8pm after

your supper business meeting/class" (why spend money on supper for her

now? What has she done for YOU? so far..NOTHING!), and also, supper is boring

for most chicks, skip it till AFTER you have fucked her). Also, if its going

bad, you can blow her out after 15/20 minutes (and make her pay her drink).

For supper, this is harder to do, and you are stuck with her for 1 hr while

you wait for all the food and bullshit..

-As soon as you meet her, hug her (and try to) kiss her ASAP if you

can (like in the first 5 seconds). If she doesn't look like she will go

for a kiss, give a big smile, hug her, and gesture her to kiss your cheek

with your finger. This gets you started, and will set the tone for the

rest of the evening.

-Choose a place you can sit *next* to the chick (not facing, with a table

between you). If you are next to her, you can get close to her, and start

kino (touching), but with a table between, you cant.

-The goal of this date (at minimum), is to get her laughing/smiling/start

massive amounts of kino, get her to accept holding her hand, and a tongue

down at the end of the evening. If its going really well, get her over right

then, or save that for the next time when you invite her to make supper with

you

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